I Kept Secrets.

Because this blog has the magical ability to jinx every plan I ever make, I never share those plans.  Fuck you, blog curse.

So here's my big secret and why I've suddenly been a little "fuck it" about Archie's feet and skin and riding and sanity and my penchant to drink a lot of beer:

I've scheduled this post to publish upon the departure of my flight to New York.  I've never been to New York.  And I'm not staying.

From New York, the hubs and I will be hopping another plane.  To Nice, France.

A train to Geneva.

A train to Paris.

A train to see a certain someone in Luxemburg.

A bus to a car in Frankfurt.

A car to Fussen.

A car to Munich.

A flight to Amsterdam.  Hopefully a last drink.

And a flight back to America.

Expect your instagram to be flooded with European attractions, hopefully some men in lederhosen, schokolade, a couple of ponies, my handsome ginger, me, and the tip of our selfie-stick, and beer.  Lots of beer.

Happy birthday and five year wedding anniversary, my love.

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  1. That's almost exactly the trip I want to do! Jealous!

  2. Oh my GOD! Have FUN!!! I will look forward to the IG spam! :D

  3. I am so excited for you! I can't wait to hear about it!

  4. Thanks for letting me be in onit ;) Have loads of fun my friend!

  5. So excited for you! And don't feel alone, I think we are secretly twins in a lot of ways - if I say something good out loud, psh, I might as well punch my face and kiss it goodbye. :/ BUT not gonna happened for awesome trip - I made it to Australia and back, so Europe, easy! My good friend from a long ago job just moved up to Alaska for a Fish and Wildlife Service job, so enjoying photo porn, please do add!

  6. Have fun!!! What an amazing trip. Can't wait to see all the awesome pictures on IG!

  7. SOOO EXCITING! Have a fantastic trip :-D

  8. ahhhh so exciting - have a blast and happy anniversary!!!