In Which I Annoy.

So, I've mentioned our beginner rider a couple times.  She is now our dressage rider.  She told Ox's owner and me that there would be a dressage clinic about 45 minutes away and arranged ride times for us.  I had very little information to go on about this and googled the snot out of the trainer, only to find that she specialized in Arabians, which my lovely draft cross is not.

I really wish I could have taken Archie.  ..who is also not an Arabian, but dammit.  The heart.

Saturday, we got to the facility - which was in a lady's back yard, literally - way too fucking early.  The first ride time was at 8:30 and we were there at 7:15.  My old fox hunter snorted at a lattice box and promptly started grazing.

To make a long story short, when it was my turn (9:15), we devoted forty-five minutes to Ox's left shoulder.  I was am a little bitter about this.  She told me what to do, I did it, it resolved the issue, I could feel the difference and knew when to apply it, and then we continued to do nothing else but drill it into the goddamn horse.



I understand that "straight" is pretty fundamental in dressage, but I had all these lofty aspirations of working on our shoulder-in, developing the shoulder-out, and polishing the haunches-in/out that I've recently taught him.  Like, the fun stuff.  I wanted to skip to the fun stuff.

I could also tell that the lady didn't appreciate my sense of humor.  Here's an example:
Her:  When do you ask for the canter?
Me:  When the outside hind is about to strike, but I can't feel that.
Her:  Okay, so when do you ask for the canter.
Me:  Whenever the fuck I want.  (cue friends laughing)
Her: ....well, that's one way to do it. 
 (apparently, the correct way when you can't feel the butt is when the inside front is about to strike)

I also asked a lot of questions and questioned a lot of what she said.  I feel like I'm paying a trainer for knowledge, so I'm going to make sure I understand everything.  I think this led her to believe that I was a little dull, because she started asking, "Does that make sense?" after almost everything she said.



This all inspired me to do a little more googling and I came up with this amazing website, Center Line Scores.  Anything that allows me to compare data just sets my little heart afire.

Saturday's Trainer.  Dated, but still a lot of accomplishments.

Koby Robson, from 2014.

Trainer who I rode with before I moved barns, a million years ago.

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7 comments

  1. Centerline scores is my favorite way to spy on people.

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  2. Ditto. Centerlinescores, usea horse and rider searches, usef use to be free, Facebook. I am a hell of a St--uh Researcher. It is all public info and out there!

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  3. Frustrating that the clinic kinda didn't go where you wanted it to. My last dressage clinic was like that too. I mean, what the guy focused on was important and whatnot.... But like. I had kinda hoped to do other stuff too. Oh dressage. Why you so boring sometimes?

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  4. That's why I have a hard time training dressage. I want to skip to the fun stuff! Is that right? Probably not, but damnit I do this expensive ass hobby for fun.

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  5. That is annoying. She could have mixed it up a bit, at least!

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  6. That would annoy me. That's why I love my dressage trainer so much is she throws in enough fun stuff to keep me interested and engaged and show me what we are working towards. Plus we don't drill.

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